slap happy
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"Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place."
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posted 56 minutes ago + 2,226 notes — via dailypawnee

He’s such a loser! I Can’t believe I’m marrying him.



posted 1 hour ago + 3,280 notes — via bossypants, © littleheartss

And Captain banned headphones from the office, due to the Gina incident.



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posted 2 hours ago + 2,197 notes — via davosseaworths, © rooneyymaraa

"I met a boy, a great, gorgeous dude, a funny, cool-ass guy…He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly. I would like to be fucked properly!” – Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl



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posted 3 hours ago + 290 notes — via lukescoolhand, © savingsophie
"Let’s raise children who won’t have to recover from their childhoods."
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