slap happy
posted 11 minutes ago + 3,962 notes — via darylgrimes

a short summary of my life

posted 31 minutes ago + 1,424 notes — via b99things

You’re up, Dagger.

posted 51 minutes ago + 762 notes — via cordichase, © camillasluddington

I feel like I’ve lost sight of myself, Mulder. It’s hard to see, let alone find, in the darkness of covert locations. I mean, I wish I could say that we were going in circles, but we’re not. We’re going in an endless line, two steps forward and three steps back. While my own life is standing still

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A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

posted 8 hours ago + 72 notes — via takeiteasymountainface, © bassoonerthebetter


living with chronic anxiety is like having a beehive in your chest

even when all the bees are calm, there’s a low buzz

and you can feel when the bees are getting agitated and you know what’s coming

and you can only brace yourself for a thousand angry bees frantically swarming around your pounding heart until they wear themselves out

and return to the hive


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25 Church Signs That Are Too Clever For Their Own Good

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current mood: doughnuts

posted 10 hours ago + 617 notes — via darylgrimes

Members of my flock had often told me that my sense of humor leaves much to be desired.

posted 10 hours ago + 550 notes — via b99things, © voldermorte